Hey! Here's my new calendar! It's about Crimea (Ukraine/Russia/Somwhere) and girls near the Black Sea. Come on, don't be shy, look at it!
It will be printed after the 10th of December and you can order it here
www.tarusov.com
The name of the Calendar is "Beware of Crimea!"
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| Beware of Crimea! |
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Miss Sudak recommends:
In the summer you live on the beach
Clean the garbage within your reach!
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| Miss Koktebel recommends:
Please beware of UV rays
Wear a hat if nothing else |
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| Miss Yalta recommends
The air of Yalta is fresh and clean
But the food may give you spleen |
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| Miss Miskhor recommends:
To avoid resort discomfort
Drink a lot of water pronto |
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| Miss Feodosia recommends:
Keep the money within reach
Avoid the hustlers on the beach |
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| Miss Simeiz recommends:
Did you wake up black as grime?
Shouldn't sleep on the beach for too much time |
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| Miss Alupka recommends:
Even in Eden you can burn your skin
So always remember, apply your cream |
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| Miss Yevpatoria recommends:
If you already took a swig
Don't go swimming on this jig |
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| Miss Gurzuf recommends:
Go swim to forget your chores
But remember to watch your clothes |
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| Miss Balaklava recommends:
Don't get other people confused,
Change your clothes in the special booth |
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| Miss Sevastopol recommends:
Few things can be lamer
Than falling prey to a sketchy "painter" |
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| Miss Alushta recommends:
Protect yourself from heat with an umbrella,
Look like a queen, oh, ciao, bella! |
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| Miss Kerch recommends:
Take the sun baths, conquer and create,
But keep your guard up and don't stay up late! |
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| Thanks |
